Straight Edging it Again

It has been hot beyond hot the last few days around these parts. Boiling hot. It got to somewhere around 105 yesterday and will probably reach 105 again today. Looks like we are breaking some heat records. They say that the all time highest temperature ever recorded in Portland was 107. Maybe we’ll beat it?

Yes it has been a tad tough sleeping at the Noodle compound in the 100 degree heat. Last night it was a little better. I think my body is acclimating to sleeping in the flames. We have got 3 fans going now and I think we might have them in good spots now to maximize the fanning coolness. Spray bottle was also nice to have.

G Noodle seems to be doing okay in the heat. He was out skinny dipping in his kiddy pool in the backyard last night. I don’t remember running around naked in the yard when I was a kid. I don’t think my parents were into it? Last night though we were like, “Strip that kid’s clothes off and let him run free!”

Yeah, so the heat and the weather is all everyone in town is talking about. It’s the main subject of conversation. It’s kind of weird but I guess it’s okay. It gives us something to unite behind and talk about.

I am straight edging it again. Hmmm let’s see, last time I talked about being straight edge was on July 25, 2006. I have been clean and sober since the 4th of July. When offered a drink over the last few weeks I have been cheekily saying, “No thanks, I have a drug and alcohol addiction that I am currently battling”. I think now though, it’s probably not really that funny and awfully disrespectful to people who really are suffering from a drug and alcohol addiction.

I do tend to drink too much on occasion, but I am not a drug and alcohol addict.

I think maybe I do suffer from boredom and find it entertaining taking away things and setting little missions and dates for myself. During this round of sobriety I am also going to stop drinking coffee (slowly easing out of that one). Cut caffeine out. Maybe I’ll stop eating meat. Stop consuming sugar. Get off of the wheat.

Yeah let’s not get crazy here.

I do feel better now though. It’s kind of crazy, but cutting back on my coffee and soon down to no coffee has made me less tired in the afternoons. Could the reason I have been nodding off during the afternoon hours be that I am crashing from drinking too much coffee in the morning?

That 70’s Effect

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Our friend Kathy took this awesome photo (above) of G Noodle at the water park the other day. She did some magic tweaking and manipulating to the photo and got a really nice look that kind of resembled a photograph taken in the 70’s.

You know the look right? That Calvin Klein, American Apparel, vintage 70’s, green hue, shag carpet look. Old photographs taken in the late 60’s and 70’s. A lot of the Chemical Brothers and Boards of Canada album covers are in that style.

I think there is something appealing about those old photographs that digital photography is missing. The faded imperfect colors, dust, scratches and blurriness add character and a deeper story to the images. Maybe it’s my 30 something nostalgia talking.

Kathy’s photo got me thinking the style might be kind of cool to emulate myself in photoshop. Being able to come up with a look and feel that makes the viewer question if the photo was a digital photograph or not may come in handy during future adventures.

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I did the usual Google search and found a few good pages. Looks like people have wondered how to get the look before.

The website Photo.net has a couple of good forums on the topic. On one of the pages someone presented an artist named Heidi Johansen from Norway as an example. Her photos hit the 70’s style right on the noggin. These were newer photographs made to look like they were old (I think). Her stuff might not be digital photography though.

One of the good places to start that someone suggested, is to get a good definition down of what exactly you are trying to achieve. What are the characteristics of a photograph that make you think it was taken in the 70’s and not present day?

One of the main characteristics of an older photo I think is that there is very low contrast to the images. There doesn’t seem seem to be any area that is 100% black and no areas that hit 100% white.

The colors are faded. There seems to be a green or an earth tone hue.

Someone said in one of the posts that it is a saturated but subdued look.

Low sharpness.

If one wanted to investigate even further, I found pages on the nets where they were discussing the type of film being used at the time and the methods used to produce the prints. That plus the number of years stacking up is of course the real reason the photos look like they do.

You almost have to do the opposite of everything one would do to make a nice digital photograph. It’s kind of an amateur, old time, family photo album look I guess.

If you were to make a truly convincing vintage digital photo for a movie set or a fashion shoot your subject matter would look and preferably be dressed in period attire. I think that’s part of why the Johansen photos are so convincing. There aren’t many clues as to what year they were taken. The people look like they could be from the 70’s. Friend Matt said that was because everyone over in the Scandinavian counties already all look like they are living in the 70’s.

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Here’s the recipe of what I did to the image of cousin Hannah and G Noodle up top there:

In photoshop I began my 70’s conversion by taking the contrast down quite a bit using the brightness and contrast filter. I took the contrast down at least -20. I’m beginning to think that the more contrast you can take out without it looking too weird, the better.

A note here: I did all of my color manipulating on several different adjustment layers so as to not lose the original file. I could then also go back and adjust the different layers back and forth to tweek the final outcome.

Then I went into the channel mixer and clicked on the green output channel. There I added +28% to the red source channel and +6% to the blue source channel. I also added +2% to the constant slider bar. In the red output channel took out -4% from the green source channel and added +20% to the constant there. I’m not sure what the constant is?

Yes, I am eyeballing it and stopping when I think it gets to the tone I am after.

About this time during the process I am noticing that the whites are really blowing out.

The next thing to then do is bring the whites back down. I did this by adding a levels adjustment layer. In levels I pulled the white point arrow in and did some adjust of the midlevel arrow. Try to leave the black point where it is for now so the blacks stay dull. Here we are just trying to make it so the whites aren’t so bright.

After that I duplicated the background layer. Now I had a new copy of the photo with the original layer underneath. I then blurred the whole new layer using a gaussian blur with a pixel radius of 3.0.

With the background copy all nice and blurred up, I create a layer mask on that layer. With the layer mask selected I then used the eraser brush tool and erased out the parts of the blur that I didn’t want. Set your eraser to like a 20% opacity so you can slowly and softly paint out the blur. I kept all of the blur in the background and erased all the blur off of the babies faces and most of their bodies. The blur pops them out more.

I added another layer on which I made a blurry dark colored frame around the edges of the image. The selection was in like 150 pixels and feathered. I then set the dark frame layer to multiply on the blending mode menu. Now the dark frame created a shadowy frame around the photo.

I then added a layer mask to the dark frame layer and erased out the parts of the frame I didn’t want like I did with the blur layer.

I’m not sure about the dark frame. I don’t know if it really adds much to the finished piece.

The final step is to add noise and dirty the photo up to give it that aged feel. I used dust and scratches from the noise filters. I gave them a radius of 5 and a threshold of 75.

I think I will probably add actual dust, scratches and blemishes to future photos I work on. I didn’t dirty these examples up much at all.

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So that it is pretty much how I attempted it myself. I kept adjusting the colors back and forth on these after the fact. You can really spend a lot of time tweaking.

I think it’s a pretty cool look. I might do a group of photos in that style so I have a little series of images. I think a bunch of them together would look great.

Let me know what you think. I would love to hear any of the methods that you are using to get the look. Also links to other’s work would be cool too.

It’s a place for babies

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We went and checked out the Portland Children’s Museum last Friday. It was really fun. I thought the place was pretty cool. There is lots and lots for the little ones to do there. We thought the water factory area and the digging pit were especially cool.

G Noodle was really impressed. He is at a great spot now where he is really starting to interact with things and get excited when he sees something that wows him. His facial expressions and screams of joy are quite funny to witness now.

He thought it was pretty silly when his dad’s head poked through the fake tree trunk in the twilight hike area.

G is unstoppable now! He is stomping over everything.

We spent a good couple of hours at the Children’s Museum. We had fun and G got to expend some energy. Bonus points were given also for the fact that the museum was nicely air conditioned on the hot summer day. We will definitely go back there again in the future.

Later that evening we went to a lovely barbeque at the house of our friends. After talking about how cool I thought the Children’s Museum was, I was informed by two girls, ages 9 and 10, who shall remain nameless, that the Children’s Museum wasn’t cool because “It’s a place for babies”.

Well. Okay.

For the rest of the weekend I had a horrible case of stomach flu. Sometimes I feel queazy and can’t really tell for sure if I am sick or not. There was no mistaking this miserable affliction. I couldn’t keep anything down and kept puking until only dust came out. I felt awful!

K and the G Man may have only been grazed by my sickness. They felt pretty sickly and weak but didn’t take it all the way to the hoop like I did. It’s Tuesday now and I think we are recovering.

I’m starting to wonder now if it wasn’t all those millions of dirty kids climbing over all of those toys at the Children’s Museum that gave me the bug?

This weekend coming up, we are taking the little Noodle to the zoo for the first time! I think that is going to totally be fun and he’ll enjoy seeing the animals.

Upgrade

I Just recently upgraded this here journal’s WordPress application. I was using 2.07 before and now I am upgraded to 2.7. I would have updated the app sooner if I would have know it was going to be so free of pain. The newer version of WordPress is much more slick than what I was using.

I am changing the looks of JackNoodle.com! It’s about time I say. How old is this current style? When was the last time I did a redesign? I’m doing a lot of monkeying around right now so bear with me. Things will look weird for a while.

I’m screwing around with widgets and templates now so that’s the stuff that keeps popping in and out.

In other upgrade news: K and I found our new house while out on a dog walk! Yep. Here’s it’s listing on Windermere. Here is on the site I have been fascinated in recently, Zillow.

Urban Power Families.

Ha. Wouldn’t that be something.

K was like, “Okay we’ll take it. Who do I call? What’s the next step?”

We would like to buy your house.

We have horrible credit.
We haven’t talked to any bank people or loan officers. We’re not pre-approved.
We’d have to sell our house first. Our house is worth less than half as much as your house.

We probably won’t be able to make the monthly payments.

We would love to move in though.

I’m sure we could swing some sort of something right?

sigh… oh Germany…

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Yes our loved ones the Castichells have been living in Germany now for… What has it been? 3 weeks? 2 more years to go?

The ole Lianner had work to do there across the pond.

Mr. Martin has been putting up some excellent blog posts on their German experiences at the blog “Forget Us Nict“. You guys should totally check it out. The first few episodes of his video posts are riveting. The suspense in finding out if he is ever going to get to the Grocery story is killing me!

We love you guys! Keep the posts coming on your end and I’ll try to keep the posts flowing for you on this side.

The Cauldron

Or maybe I should say caldarium. No. I wouldn’t remember that.

I’m feeling like I have notes strewn out on little bits of paper, in drawers, closets, boxes, in the attic, at the office, in the car, in email, in hundreds of different notebooks, notes all over the universe!

I’m noticing that my memory on some topics and facts and figures is starting to get rusty and I have to make sure to write it down. No. Not as bad as that 50 and 60 something crowd that always complain about forgetting stuff.

The things I have to have down on paper is more technical in nature. I don’t remember any of my web design stuff or coding for example.

I thought I would make this little cauldron post so I could start collecting some notes here in one place in the journal. I guess I could have made a notes page somewhere on the website but that wouldn’t have been as entertaining. I will continue to edit this post from now on and add notes here. I can enter “cauldron” into my search engine up there and keep coming back here when need be.

Sure there’s an easier way.

I need to get back to producing some more videos for the interwebs.

VIMEO SETTINGS:

Codec: H.264 for video codec. Choose AAC for Audio Codec
Frame rate: 30
Keyframes: Every 30 frames
Data Rate: 1800 KBits / sec
Size: 640 x 480 regular video. widescreen: 1280 x 720
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Here’s the link on my adventures with backing up wordpress.

Here’s a link on backing up your database using phpMyAdmin.

Son on a Beach!

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Oh my gosh. Another gray sky this morning?

The Summer is cruising right along isn’t it? How has your summer been going? Ours has been pretty fun so far here at the Noodle compound.

I realized the other day that it has been like March since I have posted any new photos to my Flickr page. Let me take care of that right now. You are probably all interested in seeing some shots of the star of the show, G Noodle.

What have we been up to?

Well, at the beginning of the summer we spent a couple of weeks on the coast. Mr. Baptist and Ms. Bee rented a beach house for the family up by Gearhart. Wait. I think I was only there for a week. G, K and Mr. Baptist stayed 2 weeks. We had a pretty fun and relaxing time on the beach. I hadn’t been North there to the Seaside / Astoria area of the Oregon coast for a few years.

It was mostly cloudy. I didn’t mind it at all.

We love going to the beach. As I have said it many times before here in the journal, I would to live on the coast. Maybe just a weekend-y, vacation, beach house. With each time we have taken little G Noodle to the beach he is becoming more aware of being at the beach and is now starting to notice the ocean. He is so much fun and quite entertaining to watch.

Yes, so we beach bummed it for a while. Hopefully we will get back to the coast again before the end of the summer.

Last weekend we went and spent the 4th of July up with the crew in Shelton. 2nd year in a row. Well, wait. It’s like the 3rd year in a row isn’t it (I need to check past journal entries)? A marvelous time was had by all. We blew lots of stuff up. No one was injured in any of the blasts. Pal Lynarra officiated a cut throat, highly competitive, crippling relay race that all of the Independence Day guests battled in.

It was a scorcher last weekend up in Shelton. We did lots of swimming in the bay by the house. It was quite refreshing. There’s nothing better than having a body of water that you can jump in and out of during 90 degree sunny days.

K being a school teacher and all, is enjoying her summer break.

I have put the telecommute on hold during the summer while K is able to stay home with G during the day. I’m at the office for my 4 tens during the week. It’s fine. Hopefully I will be able to start up telecommuting again in September.

We have been spending quite a bit of time in the yard and gardens here on the compound. It is looking really good out there this year. K’s crops are coming in nicely.

I have recently declared the album of the summer to be, “The E.N.D.” by the Black Eyed Peas. No, really. I’m not joking. It’s a really fun album. It meets all of the requirements of an awesome summer album. Upbeat happy tunes. Catchy hooks and songs that kind of lend themselves to sing alongs and multiple listens. Sounds amazing in the car speakers during summer drives. Great for summer beach dance parties. The abundance of hedonism throughout the album and in songs like “Party All the Time” creates the perfect backdrop for one’s sweaty, cooling on the back porch in the middle of the night, summer puppy dog crush fantasies. Who doesn’t want to party all the time?

Give it a listen. See what you think.

So we still have quite a bit of summer left right? We’re not to the halfway mark yet are we? Would that be the 15th of July? Never mind. I don’t want to rush it.

We still have a couple of plans in the works for more summer fun.

Hopefully we can get our show out on the road and visit you in your hometown!